MASTER LIST


  1. The Opening Credits.
  2. Deb’s Profanity.
  3. Vince Masuka’s perverted remarks.
  4. Slice of Life.
  5. The Ice Truck Killer.
  6. Shirtless Dexter scenes.
  7. Dexter and Harrison.
  8. When Dexter slices his victim’s cheek.
  9. Trinity.
  10. “I’m trying to be fuckin romantic.”
  11. “I have no idea what Hammertime is, or how it differs from regular time.”
  12. Frank Lundy.
  13. The Dexter Novels.
  14. When Lila died.
  15. “Holy franken-fuck.”
  16. Dexter’s blood slide case.
  17. “Bowl Till You Bleed.”
  18. Blood orange for breakfast.
  19. Harrison.
  20. Dexter’s love for Lumin.
  21. “Tick,tick,tick. That’s the sound of your life running out.
  22. The Dark Passenger.
  23. “Biney.”
  24. Dexter’s killing outfit.
  25. “Monsters don’t get to live happily ever after.
  26. “We have an elephant in the room, and it’s name is sex.”
  27.  His ginger beard.
  28. “Human bonds always lead to messy complications. Commitment. Sharing/ Driving people to the airport.”
  29. The Code of Harry.
  30. Harry’s posthumous guidance.
  31. His awkward smiles.
  32. Dexter headbutting Sgt. Doakes.
  33. “Hello…Dexter Morgan.”
  34. The crazy look in his eye when killing.
  35. Deb and Lundy’s relationship.
  36. The writers finally giving Deb a break and making her Lieutenant.
  37. Dexter bringing in doughnuts all the time.
  38. Dexter and Harrison, “born in blood.”
  39. “ ‘Hey, wanna play?’ And yes I want to play. I really, really, do.
  40. Dexter daydreaming his own appreciation parade for killing the ITK.
  41. Dexter’s proposal to Rita.
  42. Harry crying Dexter’s tears.
  43. Young Dexter and his haircut.
  44. “A baby? A motherfucking rolly polly chubby-cheeked shit machine, are you kidding me?”
  45. “Little Chino.”
  46. Dexter’s muscles.
  47. “Pardon my tits.”
  48. Dexter’s freak out when he realizes that Miguel used him.
  49. Dexter and Miguel’s final showdown.
  50. Dexter’s morning routine, post-baby.
  51. Rita’s death scene.
  52. “I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance.”
  53. Lumen’s theme.
  54. “Surprise, Mothafucka!”
  55. “I never wanted to hurt you…Does this make it easier for you? Because I could keep going.”
  56. Masuka’s Laugh.
  57. “Take care, Lumen.”
  58. “Agent Lundy, I hear you’ve been monitoring our internet activity…because I can explain all the She-Male stuff.”
  59. “That’s it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.”
  60. “She is gros and pale, and no one in Miami is pale. She is obviously a vampire, a gross, English, tittie vampire.
  61. “I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister.
  62. “You give me the fuckin, you know that, Dexter?”
  63. Batista explaining to Dexter what “butterface” and “pulling a bronco” mean.
  64. “My devil danced with his demon, and the fiddler’s tune is far from over.”
  65. “Poor thing all alone.” “I’m okay.””Not you. Dexter.”
  66. “Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust, Dexter.”
  67. Post-kill Dexter/Lumen sex.
  68. When Dexter sedates both EMT’s at once.
  69. Dexter’s reunion BJ.
  70. Masuka’s intern fainting.
  71. The soundtrack.
  72. Dexter admitting to baby Harrison that he’s a killer.
  73. “Shut up, cunt.”
  74. “Its a miracle i graduated without killing anyone.”
  75. Dexter killing his mothers killer.
  76. Dexter hitting Paul over the head with a frying pan.
  77. Dexter’s crazy cry over Rita’s death.
  78. Dexter, “concerned parent,” beating up Olivia’s stepfather.
  79. “Not at all, they said that stain would come out!”
  80. “I got city-fucking-hall!”
  81. Sgt. Doakes always having to say “Mothafucka!”
  82. Lundy’s 1 o’clock lunches.
  83. Dexter/Deb conversations.
  84. “Freshly squeezed juice. Well aren’t we the fuckin Kennedys.”
  85. “Quinn as Deb’s boyfriend is one thing, uncle to my son, over his dead body.”
  86. Quinn’s damn sexy blue eyes.
  87. Dexter’s love for Rita, even with his Dark Passenger.
  88. “Fuck balls, you’re serious…umpfh, sir.”
  89. Deb’s relationship with  Anton.
  90. Dexter, a breakfast connoisseur. (Speciality: pancakes)
  91. “Oh yeah. All kinds of back-up. Helicopters and shit.”
  92. When Trinity’s 15-year old daughter comes on to Dexter.
  93. “Remember this forever: you are my son, you are not alone, and you are loved.  ”
  94. Dexter’s adorable butt.
  95. “I’m just not used to checking the fridge for notes…just messages from other serial killers.
  96. “If Dad taught us one thing, it’s the value of human life.”
  97. Dexter collasping in Room 103’s bloodbath.
  98. Dexter daydreams about telling Deb that he is The Bay Harbor Butcher.
  99. The discovery of the disposal site.
  100. “Hey if you like little things, I’m your man. I mean I’m not little every where, some placed I’m just perfectly average.”
  101. Harrison’s cuteness. 
  102. Trinity Dance.
  103. Vince’s tattoo.
  104. “Blood never lies.”
  105. Miguel Prado.
  106. “Daddy’s box.”
  107. His voiceovers.
  108. Laura Moser’s death scene.
  109. The setup of the kill rooms.
  110. Michael C. Hall’s face.
  111. Angel Batista.
  112. Born Free.
  113. Your reaction when you realize you are actually rooting for a sociopathic serial killer.
  114. The way LaGuerta pronounces Angel’s name.
  115. Dexter studying delusional Fiona and then using it to propose to Rita.
  116. How sinister they make his morning routine seem in the intro.
  117. “I’d rather risk them knowing the truth, than lose them.”
  118. Angel’s signature shirts and fedora.
  119. LaGuerta’s death in the novels.
  120. Lundy’s thirst for Trinity.
  121. Deb’s love for Lundy.
  122. Dexter dancing at the reunion.
  123. “Monster story, Daddy.”
  124. The Blood Theme.
  125. With Lumen, I’m someone different. In her eyes, I’m not a monster at all.”
  126. “Needless to say I have some unusaul habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can’t wait to pick up hammer and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.”
  127. “I am the last person you wanna fuck with because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined!”
  128. “Deb must be a mess. I mean, falling for a serial killer?”
  129. “Dear Ken, I’m in pieces. Why the cold shoulder? -Love Barbie”
  130. “You’ve done more to deserve my knife than anyone, and the only one I ever wanted to set free.”
  131. Watching Dexter eat.
  132. How fun it is to hate Lila.
  133. Dexter killing Nathan Martin.
  134. Boyd Fowler.
  135. Lumen leaving.
  136. People thinking the show sounds stupid, until they watch the first episode and get hooked.
  137. “And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.”
  138. When Masuka explains the “Autoerotic Mummification” crime scene.
  139. The excitement you get when you realize it’s finally Sunday.
  140. Maria LaGuerta.
  141. Lumen Pierce.
  142. When Dexter puts on his plastic face shield.
  143. Lila West.
  144. The hunt for the perfect Key Lime Pie.
  145. Camilla Figg.
  146. Dexter’s wardrobe.
  147. “Fuck off and die.”
  148. Dexter’s reaction to seeing The Tooth Fairy half naked.
  149. Teen Ass, Nipple Parade, and Spanked.
  150. “I goggled your name!”
  151. Quinn getting shut down by the intern.
  152. Your heart stopped when the blood slides dropped.
  153. Dexter being a good father to another serial killer’s son.
  154. Quinn’s sad look while having sex with a girl who’s not Deb.
  155. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
  156. Batista in his new Trans Am.
  157. “No fruit rollups, they make you fart.”

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